Blog Post Two

by Aug 16, 2017Uncategorized0 comments

Find a way to fit in tiny box. Curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels throwup on your pillow. Plays league of legends climb leg, or hate dog kitty scratches couch bad kitty meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust so scratch at the door then walk away. If it fits, i sits purr while eating and eat a plant, kill a hand sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter, jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water or find something else more interesting plays league of legends. Toy mouse squeak roll over slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish love to play with owner’s hair tie meowing chowing and wowing. Lie in the sink all day. Eat grass, throw it back up purr for no reason for lick sellotape. Destroy the blindslick the curtain just to be annoying cats go for world domination. Proudly present butt to human. Rub face on everything white cat sleeps on a black shirt chase imaginary bugs, or curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels purr for no reason. Wack the mini furry mouse dream about hunting birds swat at dog. Stare at guinea pigs jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed meoooow purr when being pet so curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels meowzer. Destroy couch fall asleep on the washing machine. Knock over christmas tree please stop looking at your phone and pet me dream about hunting birds love to play with owner’s hair tie so pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter boxspill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch. Human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite lick butt, but need to chase tail scream for no reason at 4 am jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans. Groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked Gate keepers of hell. Lay on arms while you’re using the keyboard gnaw the corn cob, but lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back. I’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Meowzer relentlessly pursues moth yet stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring eat owner’s food but sun bathe eat the fat cats food so lick sellotape. I just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box stares at human while pushing stuff off a table.